Land of
the Lost
news from around the world and beyond
(The oldest
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LOTL70 = the three
seasons of the original Land of the Lost television series of the 1970s
featuring the Marshall family.
LOTL90 = the two seasons of the Land of the Lost television series of
1990s featuring the Porter family.
The San Diego Incident
Grumpy makes his way to
the San Diego Comic-Con 2008! The original Grumpy head
puppet...valued at $4000-6000!
Saturday
Morning Fever
Michael Avila writes atNewsarama
about how
Hollywood is attempting to cash in on our old Saturday morning
favorites, including Land of the Lost. But, how likely
are we, the fans, to enjoy these remakes based on shows that, he
says, weren't very good to begin with? He argues that LOTL and
other '70s/'80s Saturday morning fare do not hold up very well
when viewed with adult eyes (and brains); we judge these shows
by the childhood memories they evoke. He even quotes Timothy
Burke, pop culture professor at Swarthmore College and co-author
of Saturday Morning Fever: Growing Up with Cartoon Culture:
“Most of the shows we watched as kids only hold a lot of value
for us because we watched them as kids...in the cold light of
day, they're pretty awful, or the good, creative material in
them are struggling to get out from underneath cheapness and bad
dictates from anxious network flacks and hack producers.� I
suppose Burke's remarks about the good struggling to get out
from underneath the cheapness could be applied to LOTL. What do
you think?
Unlike the bad retro TV article presented below
(TV When?),
this retroview, originally intended to be published in
Cinescape before it went out of business, by John Kenneth
Muir is very well done and contains information I'd not heard
before about the original Land of the Lost via
interviews with Allan Foshko, Linda Laurie, Herman Zimmerman,
Michael Westmore, Walker Edmiston, Joe Kubichan, and Robert
Lally.
TV When?
Here's another archival entry (courtesy of
the wonderful Internet Archive) of another now defunct
webpage. TV Now still
exists, but the TV Then section by television columnist Steven
Lance has gone the way of the dinosaur. In what is par for the
course when writing for the internet, in this particular
archived column,
"Land of the Lost Dinosaurs", Mr. Lance makes a number of
errors and typos that any true Lostie could have corrected for
him. In the following excerpt, I've highlighted the errors in
orange. Have I missed any?
"During the show's very successful run
Saturday morning viewers were treated to elegant, albeit short,
scenes of animated dinosaurs. The main characters were, the
Marshalls, Will (Wesley Eure), his sister Holly (Kathy Coleman)
and their Dad Rick (Spencer
Mulligan).They build a very Tarzan-like tree houseto be safe from the reptilian inhabitants, doing frequent battle
with a TyrannosaurusRex
referred to as "Scareface"
because of a huge healed over gash along the right side of it's
head.Holly named a lovable baby
parasaurolophus Natasha(Tasha for
short) after her mother who didn't make the trip with them.
In the second episode the Marshalls were
befriended by a cute missing link type creature that was half
ape and half human. Known as the Pakuni, the gentle Cha-ka (played by Phillip Paley) and his
female companion, Sa (played by Sharon Baird) were befriended by
the Marshalls.
Later on in the series the
character of Zarn was introduced. Like the Marshalls he too was
lost in time. He may have also been in the wrong galaxy as he
sounded an awful lot like Robby the Robot from
Forbidden Planet.
That's because Zarn's voice was provided by the former attorney to the
Millionaire, Marvin Miller.
Making matters worse were a species of
humanoid lizards not unlike the Gorn from Star Trek
named Sleestaks.These highly
intelligent bipedal lizards, were
more than intelligent, they were an advanced race that held the
secret to time travel and the Marshall's way back. Walter
Koenig, known to Star Trek fans
as Mr. Chekov, once told me that in the episode he wrote that
introduced the head Sleestak, Ekik,
the name actually got corrupted by the producers. The original
name he wrote was "Eneg," which is Roddenberry's first name
"Gene" spelled backward. Walter's way of tipping his hand to the
man responsible for his long and successful career.
At the opening of the 1976/1977 season
Rick
Marshalmade it out of the Land of
the Lost only to be replaced by his brother, Jack (Ron Harper)
the new father figure in the series. A year later they were all
replaced on NBC's Saturday morning schedule on TV Then."
Lance seems to have
cut-and-paste LOTL70 and LOTL90 into a single Frankenstein
monster of a show! And mixed up the devolved Sleestak with their
high-brow ancestors the Altrusians. Not to mention confusing
Enik with his twin brother Ekik. I've also found errors in other
of his columns. What happened to fact-checking and
proof-reading?
Who is Scareface? I think he was in the Hellraiser
movies.
I didn't realize Sa was Cha-ka's "female companion." That
explains a lot. I guess Cha-ka was getting a little pakuni when
he'd go missing on those Saturday nights.
And, c'mon, Holly named her pet dinosaur after her mother
Natasha? Everyone knows her mother's name is Dopey.
Heavy Metal Memories
Whole Pop Magazine Online (a weblog of
pop culture of the past) used to have a contest
called Heavy Metal Memories which gave a series of
clues that were designed to help the reader identify
the character associated with a mystery lunchbox (of
the classic metal variety). This
link from the
Internet Archive reveals the contest they did about
the Land of the Lost lunchbox. Taken all together,
the clues are pretty easy for a true Lostie to
figure out, although clue #3 referencing an '80s
singer might throw you off a bit since the show was
on during the mid-70's!
Clue #1
He was a stranger in a strange land.
Clue #2
His food would've been too big for the
lunchbox that bears his picture.
Clue #3
Other characters shared names with two
Disney dwarfs, a 1980s singer, a Christmas
decoration and a famous writing sister.
Clue #4
His name was screwed up even in the theme
song.
Clue #5
He was usually called "Dad."
Clue #6
In the third season, he was replaced by his
brother Jack.
Clue #7
He and his kids ended up in a prehistoric
world after a time vortex opened up in "the
greatest earthquake ever known."
And while we're on
the subject of the LOTL lunchbox, in 2006 Hake's
Americana and Collectibles was the authorized
auctioneer of
Michigan Senator Phil Arthurhultz's vast collection
of lunchboxes, including LOTL. Oddly (it seems
to me), Alex Winter,
the General Manager of Hake's, commented "The
Senator even has a lunchbox for as obscure a show as
the Sid and Marty Krofft 1975 series, Land of the
Lost. This is truly an amazing collection." An
obscure show? C'mon, Mr. Winter...you just don't know!
And one final topic on the Land of the Lost
lunchbox. I've noticed that while there are a number
of photos of the large, main panels of said
lunchbox available on the web, the images on the sides are not to be
found. So, I finally scanned all six sides of the
one in my possession (obtained at the San Diego
Comic-Con some years ago). The images can be found
here. Enjoy! (By the way, does anyone
know who painted the images for the lunchbox?)
Ear of the
Beholder
Check out
sleestakmusic.comfor a doom metal band
called Sleestak. Their home page features a Gigeresque
Sleestak on it and you can listen to one of their songs,
"Library of Skullls". And they even have a pitch to become
the official band on the LOTL movie soundtrack.
I Loved You in Wall Street!
Invest in the Land of
the Lost movie at
Hollywood Stock Exchange. It's not real money but when
you sign up at HSX, you get $2 million Hollywood dollars to
invest in various showbiz projects. Then you can trade and
build a portfolio and win prizes. I haven't tried it so I
don't know how well it really works, but it could be fun.
Enik Revealed!
I like the movie Sleestak better than the movie Altrusian.
Here he looks too "buff and horny"...but it might work.
John Boylanprotrays the legendary Altrusian
scientist. I really hope they use a voice like the one done by
the late, great Walker Edmiston when he protrayed the character
originally.
Huge shoutout to Eric Erpelding
for providing the scan!
I Spa With My Little Claw Land of the
Lost fans are turning up everywhere! Arrissia Owen
Turner presents us with an article on the spa getaway
opportunity of Glen Ivy Hot Springs, CA, where "an aloe vera
and sea kelp concoction" in the grotto "will allow you to
live out all your Sleestak/Land of the Lost
fantasies!" Check out the article online, courtesy of Inland Empire Weekly.
See Spot Bite
Robert Porter posted the following message on
the Lost List a
few years ago and somehow I never got around to including his
observation on this page:
"Okay, so I was watching "Fair Trade" on the
season 2 DVD set and saw something subtle, but actually quite funny.
I don't know if this was cut from the taped-off-TV episodes I've
seen before, but I never noticed it before...
Grumpy is chasing Spot around the jungle in the
episode, which then leads to Grumpy's foot falling into the hole in
the ground that the Sleestak have created. This, of course, gets
Spot off the hook and you'd expect him to hightail it out of there.
But no. In the scene just before Grumpy gets out of the hole, Spot
can be seen lurking around behind the trees in the background.
Suddenly he slips out from his hiding place, bites Grumpy on the
tail, then runs off. Grumpy, in his frustration, finally gets out
and starts chasing Spot again.
I laughed so hard at this scene. Spot is quite
the snarky little dinosaur, isn't he!"
The Land of the Lost movie is in
post-production. Directed by Brad Silberling (Lemony Snicket)
from a script by Dennis McNicholas (The Ladies Man)
and Chris Henchy (Entourage), the film stars
Will Ferrell as
Rick Marshall,
Danny McBride as Will,
Anna Friel
as Holly and Jorma
Toccone as Chaka. Scheduled to be released June 5, 2009.
Estimated budget was $100 million. It's being called an adventure-comedy and LOTL
fans have long been upset at the casting of Ferrell which will
likely turn the formerly sober and capable patriarch role of Rick
Marshall into a bumbling buffoon. Still, Ferrell is reputed to be a
big fan of the original show so maybe he'll want to retain some
dignity to the character and cut back on his usual slapstick. Then
again, Universal Pictures' website refers to the character as having
"questionable smarts" and describes the Land of the Lost as "a place
of spectacular sights and super-scaled comedy." Wonderful, just
frakking wonderful. :(
In the film, Rick Marshall is a disgraced
paleontologist trying to prove his far-out theories about
pre-historic life. Along with his research assistant, Holly and a
survivalist named Will Stanton (that's right, Marshall, Will and
Holly are no longer related) are sucked into a time-space vortex to
the Land of the Lost where they encounter dinosaurs, Sleestak and
Chaka. I actually don't mind the change to the family dynamic and
the idea of Rick Marshall being a paleontologist (instead of a park
ranger as in the show) is a neat idea. The Sleestaks also look very
cool, instantly recognizable as based on the original creatures but
with the costumes much more detailed and realistic; they also shoot
spines from their skin instead of carrying those pathetic crossbow
thingies they used in the series...hopefully their aim has improved
as well!
Visit my
Land of the Lost
Movie Page where I will frequently be adding links to
articles and photos about the film.
S&M Videos Now Available on MySpace.com
Sid and Marty Krofft now have an
official online presence at world-famous myspace.com.
The coolest part of their page are the Krofft Kwikies, 4-minute videos
which highlight episodes of their stable of shows, including the
original Land of the Lost!
Hopefully some LOTL90 Kwikies will be added as well. Also, don't miss
Sid and Marty's introductory video on the home page, shot on the set of
the Land of the Lost
movie...looks like a soundstage made up as caverns of the Lost City!
Don't forget to rent the DVD of Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
featuring Will Ferrell as Federal Wildlife Marshall
Willenholly! There's even an action figure! Ferrell will go
on to star as Rick Marshall in the Land of the Lost
movie.
I Never Liked Disco
If you haven't seen it, check out the music video of
Everclear's "A.M. Radio" on YouTube. At about the 2:42 mark
there are a few seconds of
Land of the Lost
footage featuring the stone logo, Grumpy and Spot!